One day Jake Sully was living peacefully on Pandora when he heard a noise in the bushes.
"What was that?" Jake asked.
"I don't know, I think you should go check it out," said Neytiri.
So Jake Sully took his spear and went to see what the noise was.
Suddenly, he saw a tall, grasshopper-looking creature standing in the clearing.
"Oh my God." said Jake Sulley.
The creature spoke in a strange tongue. "The humans took our ship," he said sadly. "and we waiting 20 long years to get it back. we barely managed to escape with our lives. me and my son were in the slum for so long, filthy, malnourished, and mistreated, and now..." the creature started sobbing. We buried his large, misshapen, exo-skeletoned head in his hands...claws...fingers...claw fingers.
It was then jaek selluy suddenly noticed how alike the creatures eyes were to his own. They were so different...he so blue...the other so prawn... yet they both had such large, expressive eyes...
and they were both tall enough to play basketball...
"Don't worry," whispered Jake Sooly. He went over to Christopher Johnson and wrapped his long, blue arms around him. "You're on Pandora now..."
And Jake Sully looked into Christopher Johnson's tear-stained bug-liked eyes and their braids/tentacles met...